DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Yes, this is actually from a real episode.
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
Yearbook quotes and photos that don’t bode well for our future. part 1
wibblywobblytimeywimeyfangirl:
rebloggable per request
Not sure if this is sweet or creepy.
happypottergamesdoctorwinchester:
there you see her
sitting there across the way
she don’t got a lot to say
but there’s something about her
and you don’t know why
but you’re dying to try
you wanna
address the fandom reference on the tshirt she’s wearing
this is the most pitiful website.
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
